flintlock:

triggerlocke:

submissivefeminist:

I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!

Genius.

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operationinfuriatedpunishment: theaprilsmeow: thefrogman: Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage.  God damn motherduckers adam and eve, not huey and louie
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operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

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peginthepeg:

djdesone:

uncleorpheus:

infinitetransit:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

… i’m doing this.

oh my GOD

Awesome! Very creative.

That is entertaining.

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ambidextrously-erotic:

Can’t.  Stop.  Staring.

~AE

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lacigreen: and if you’re not sure about someone’s gender pronouns, just ask!  respectfully, of course. (✿◠‿◠) (e.g. “what are your preferred pronouns?”)
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lacigreen:

and if you’re not sure about someone’s gender pronouns, just ask!  respectfully, of course. (✿◠‿◠)

(e.g. “what are your preferred pronouns?”)

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myslutbelongstome: That is just perfect
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myslutbelongstome:

That is just perfect

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purrversatility:

unrepentantfatty:

viscousdessert:

Here’s the lot of them as promised!

Have a very playful, perverted, Valentine Day!

Best Valentine’s ever.

adore

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